Sunday, February 1, 2009

Coyotes take a ginormous dump on home ice; stink up entire city of Glendale.

Oh sure, the Coyotes came out in the first period tonight with a fire under their asses. Hits, fights, roughing, penalties, penalties, penalties! We all thought we were in for one helluva hockey game. Boy, were we ever wrong. This all ended after the first period. They just did that to toy with us. Dan Carcillo also left after the first period, after getting into a fight then an attempt at another fight with 2 different Sabres. He got a 10 minute penalty and did not return to the game afterwards. From there it was a sure and steady descent into suckitude.

Now we've been shut out two games in a row. This means that we have gone 120 full minutes of play with NO FUCKING GOALS. Hey guys... you have to score goals to win a hockey game. You can't win it with your good looks. And don't give me that "Oh! But they battled so hard!" bullshit. Did it escape your relm of consciousness that we haven't scored a goal in TWO WHOLE GAMES??? And did anyone notice the amount of power play opportunities we had??? OMG This is not battling people, this is just plain, old fashioned sucking. I want to know who these people are out on the ice and what they've done with my Coyotes. No more All Star breaks for YOU Coyotes. I am convinced that they want their season to end early. That's like... >month more golf they get to play than everyone else. pfffft. Maybe you should all just become professional GOLFERS!



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♥-
The Diva

4 comments:

hipcheck said...

Carcillo did return. He just didn't play very much.

I remember because the idiot behind me was like Carcillo hasn't played since his penalty and Carcillo happened to be on the ice at that exact moment.

Carcillo13 said...

I only saw him right after the penalty was over. After that I didn't see him again. Of course... by then I was finished with my 2nd double vodka and cranberry and well into my 3rd so... I really don't remember much about anything after that point. I also don't really remember much about writing this post. I'm surprised that it is coherant and has graphics...

hipchecks said...

Where you really that drunk? Damn, I should have driven you to my house and made you stay there but I didn't realize how gone you were!

The Virgin said...

I read the title and started laughing my ass off. Literally. Like holy crap- there's my butt on the floor. I think they'll work it out though (maybe not tonight). Anyhow, I seriously think that you should put together a proposal about how you can help them get out of this stink using your counseling skills.

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