DOANED!: To be hunted and smashed by Captain Coyote Shane Doan. This can be done in the form of fighting, checking, hitting etc. Normally due to your prior on-ice behavior and/or ill-treatment of our Coyotes rookies.
This phrase was born during the last Coyotes preseason home game a few weeks ago. It came to be as a result of LA Kings Big Bully Wayne Simmonds' behavior during two rookie exhibition games played prior to the start of the preseason. But what Simmonds didn't know; is that Papa Doan is always watching; and Papa Doan never forgets. Papa Doan also believes that revenge is a meal best served cold. So during the final preseason game, Doan smashed Simmonds with a clean-hit, laying him out on the ice and sending a clear and precise message:
[Cue "Bad Boys" song... :D]
DON'T FUCK WITH US!
*photo courtesy of OdinArtWerks